|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
After many years of scientific rules and regulations, myself and several other people have found a glitch. For years scientists have thought that penguins are birds, based on the facts they have beaks and wings. This is wrong. They are fish.
People may tell you they are birds. They are wrong. All the big scientists, your science teachers and professors, they are wrong!!! (Unless they say penguins are fish, then they are right)
This theory was discovered ages ago by Rennistall Kingalotof Poo, a very intelligent young lady. But the government frowned upon women with brains, so they took her to the North Pole and left her there for dead.
While there she befriended the animals and because they liked her so much they helped her to survive.
Over her many years there she collected evidence to prove that penguins are indeed fish.
I can now present to you this genuine and brilliant proof.
Believe what you may but know this: SOME THINGS ARE TRUE WHETHER YOU BELIEVE THEM OR NOT.
|
|
|
